Deer Hunting check list!

[maggie]

1-MONEY!!
2-DEER MOUNT(for hanging in the shack (Bragging rights)
3-PBR (after hr only)
4-7-UP (all day)
5-NY ST LOIN (halftime packer game)
6-LISENES (optional)
7-Hunting cloths (again,optional)
8-Poker chips
9-Binoculars (for looking out of the shack when ya didn't make your stand on the second day) 
10-50 lbs of Bacon ( thank God maxie worked at Jones Dairy Farm!)
11-flashlight (for stumbling around shack in morning)
12-boots (in case i wander outside to use the pump or just need a tad of fresh air)
13-Parley Cards (so i can go the MOTHER LOAD!)
14- Cell phone (case the wife need instructions on how to start the Snowblower again)
15-spectacles (for playing poker)
16- Crown Royal (for  Gutting expense if needed)
............that pretty much covers it!....hopefully I'm not forgetting anything...

[Ivan Stankowski]

Unless you plan on wrastling it, you may need a gun and Bullets

[maggie]

  thanks...almost forgot!...17- GUNS/SHELLS AND BULLETS