Golf just got a lot cheaper!

Started by maggie, March 12, 2015, 09:02:27 AM

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maggie

sometimes in life, ya just have to look at the brighter side of things, i am heading out today to join a Country Club, heck, I'm going to join them all!...Free Golf all yr...who wants to join?...no worries , It's all free!  you don't have to pay a single Cent!  and can golf all yr. just for joining...and you also get the use of the clubs Pools as well as there spa;s, Gymnasium and workout center and of course there dinning and cocktail facilities after a hard day on the course!  :)..... :)...don't delay, this offer may only be available for a few short yr, so call today!.....ohhhh, life is great!.... ;)
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maggie

FAN, set a few Tea times up over there in the Milwaukee area!...
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and a joint was a bad place to be.
        stupid quotes from friends
"" I Trust Fox News more than any other source""--FAN
  ""I am sorry i called you a genius'"'-HOUND
"" Teachers brought this on all by themselves, plain and simple-RAMMY

imnofish

None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

bigG

You sneakin' on courses at night or what.

I hate golf, but I used to dive for golf balls in the ponds and come out with buckets full.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

maggie

oh ya, im going to take full advantage of the laws in this state...i just made a call to Cherokee country club where a few friends are members, and the guy who answered the phone was astonished after i read him the new rules!.... ;);       F-O-R-E!!!!!!   :)
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and a joint was a bad place to be.
        stupid quotes from friends
"" I Trust Fox News more than any other source""--FAN
  ""I am sorry i called you a genius'"'-HOUND
"" Teachers brought this on all by themselves, plain and simple-RAMMY

imnofish

So glad that Wisconsin now made green fees optional!   ;)   I don't golf, but this might be a great time to start!   ;D
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

maggie

no better time to start than now Fish.....just a few weeks to swing the new clubs around before hitting the Club's   ;)
--------------------------------------
and a joint was a bad place to be.
        stupid quotes from friends
"" I Trust Fox News more than any other source""--FAN
  ""I am sorry i called you a genius'"'-HOUND
"" Teachers brought this on all by themselves, plain and simple-RAMMY

imnofish

I wonder how far I can drive that little white ball, using an 8'6" musky rod...   ;D
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

ramjet

Quote from: bigG on March 12, 2015, 02:23:53 PM
You sneakin' on courses at night or what.

I hate golf, but I used to dive for golf balls in the ponds and come out with buckets full.

You realize you put it ona tee for me .............. with that last sentence but ai will refrain. ⛳️

maggie

I love to golf G, now i can for less.... ;)
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and a joint was a bad place to be.
        stupid quotes from friends
"" I Trust Fox News more than any other source""--FAN
  ""I am sorry i called you a genius'"'-HOUND
"" Teachers brought this on all by themselves, plain and simple-RAMMY