Creative Christmas Decorations

[imnofish]

This one cracks me up, but rumor has it that the owner had to take it down because people kept attempting a rescue.   

http://images.dailykos.com/images/119568/large/decoration.jpg?1418237840

[woody53]

All I can say is, "Been there, Done that".

Only for real.

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I hadn't even read your post, Woody, and that's exactly what crossed my mind. LOL!!

Great minds, buddy. Glad to see you still hang here.

Falling on hedges is a painful experience. Not recommended.

[imnofish]

I once fell down a newly-shingled roof and it ain't fun...         Gotta admit that the person who put up the decoration in the pic has a warped sense of humor, just like mine.   

[woody53]

Thanks for thinking of me G. You knew me when I was putting up over 12,000 lights with the kids help. Can not tell you how many times I got my Butt shocked off the ladder touching the wrong lead. I have gotten older now and only get about 2700 outside. I guess I have learned.

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I put up some pre-made crap outside and decorate a nice tree, inside. After that my whole Christmas focus is on good food, holiday cheer and making sure the family is at peak holiday condition.

[woody53]

I just am showing my inner Clark Griswold.

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I channel my inner Bad Santa.

[woody53]

That just hurt my brain. Bad Santa ! Bad !

[imnofish]

It's all good, as long as nobody shoots their eye out.   

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"Fuuuuuuuudgggge" -Ralphie

[imnofish]

"It was...   soap poisoning."   

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Who knew it could cause blindness. I love his descriptors of the flavors of different soaps. Sadly, I could empathize.

[imnofish]

Luckily, we were so poor that my parents couldn't afford to waste the soap.   

[woody53]

Back to the decorating topic. I had a few sections out today. Worked really well until I had one section that wouldn't light. You guessed it ! I was  on the ground so fast! Guess there was a short. Mama!