FESTER

[imnofish]

Fester dared to be a boil on Superman's gluteus maximus.

[uncle Fester]

Water covers the other 75% of the earth because FESTER likes to swim.

fester is afraid of the water..had a bad landing after jumping off the hudson bridge in 1981

[imnofish]

Water covers the other 75% of the earth because FESTER likes to swim.

fester is afraid of the water..had a bad landing after jumping off the hudson bridge in 1981

...during which the waters parted, allowing Moses to lead his people to Minnesota....    or something like that.   

[Street Glide]

Fester and water, now that is really, really funny.  Tried water skiing with him back in the 90s, ok I'm laughing to hard right now to type.

[Street Glide]

Another successful wrestling trip with Fester.  The trip down was interesting.  Rained most of the way down, and I'm not sure Fester understands that the wipers are one vehicles for a reason.  After about a hour of driving in a down pour I suggested maybe he could turn on the wipers.  He did, but only on intermittent.  He went all out with that.  I asked why don't you use the wipers and was told they are just a distraction.

The snoring was at a world record level with him.  Both adjoining rooms politely asked if the snoring could be reduced and the front desk also called wondering if everything was ok in the room. 

Again though I wouldn't have it any other way.  Great trip with the Fester and family!

[littleguy301]

Glide,,,,you better tell the desk and the neighbors who is REALLY making all that noise, I bet they wouldnt complain

Wipers are a distraction to FESTER,,,,man if that is a distraction I wouldnt want to wake him.

[Street Glide]

Andre the giant tapped out on Fester.

[littleguy301]

Question is,,,,,,,will FESTER tap out at the benifit tonight and ride the limo home early or will he stay late?

[littleguy301]

FESTER once went home early, because he stared at the clock and on the wall and the clock was to scared to move, so time stood still.

[littleguy301]

FESTER once had a pair of rattlesnake boots,,,,he tired of them and let the snakes go back to the Pepin bluffs. The snakes were happy.

[Street Glide]

Question is,,,,,,,will FESTER tap out at the benifit tonight and ride the limo home early or will he stay late?

Fester did not tap out.  His wife and family put on a wonderful time as only the Fester family can.  Thank You!

[littleguy301]

Question is,,,,,,,will FESTER tap out at the benifit tonight and ride the limo home early or will he stay late?

Fester did not tap out.  His wife and family put on a wonderful time as only the Fester family can.  Thank You!

Do you say that because FESTER says so

Glad to hear it was a great time,,,,,sorry I couldnt make it.

[puppypower]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUusX1Js6R0. Fester doesn't need a fishing pole!!  I secretly taped Fester and LittleGuy 301 fishing one day just north of Baldwin! Of course these are just actors and no way does give the real identity of real Fester and LittleGuy.  I wanted to make it children friendly  

[imnofish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUusX1Js6R0. Fester doesn't need a fishing pole!!  I secretly taped Fester and LittleGuy 301 fishing one day just north of Baldwin! Of course these are just actors and no way does give the real identity of real Fester and LittleGuy.  I wanted to make it children friendly  

Impressive technique!  I should give that a try next time I take the boat out.   

[littleguy301]

Did anyone know that Bald Eagles have coins to exchanged between other Bald Eagles. Those coins have a picture of a silo on one side and FESTER on the other.