Lighthearted quotes

[Kjohnson]

Light hearted quotes


In no way should any of  these be taken seriously.  Just a saying that makes you giggle. 

Challenge authority, run with scissors. Run with 2 scissors

A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension, the fact that I

[Kjohnson]

The following were said by students

I

[DrSnide]

Whenever I think of the past it brings back so many memories - Steven Wright

"my goal is to live forever, so far so good" -  Steven Wright

"Laughter is like sunshine and a day without sunshine is like....... well, night"  Steve Martin

I'm sick of chasing my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with them later" Mitch Hedberg

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that" Mitch Hedberg

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something" - Mitch Hedberg

and this "Challenge authority, run with scissors. Run with 2 scissors"


reminded of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXceET3-awc

[Kjohnson]

""Challenge authority, run with scissors. Run with 2 scissors"


reminded of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXceET3-awc

Yes!! you made me giggle

I love it!!! - you win!!

[bigG]

Jaaaack Haandy

http://www.babson.us/quotes/deep_thoughts.html

[Kjohnson]

I am the KeyMaster

[wayne hanson]

My favorite  It's deja vu  all over again.