Famous Minnesotan Will Be Missed

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imnofish

January 31, 2015, 08:30:50 AM
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.  The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not regarded as a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 min.

If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

bigG

#1
May 20, 2015, 06:13:29 AM
I always thought it was disgusting to have him on TV with no pants on. What are we teaching our kids?!

RIP, DoughBoy!
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

imnofish

#2
May 20, 2015, 08:47:09 AM
Pretty shameless, showing his buns off like that...   
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

DrSnide

#3
May 20, 2015, 03:56:52 PM
He always seemed a little flaky to me......
Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist - Pablo Picasso

imnofish

#4
May 20, 2015, 08:32:06 PM
Yep!  A real dough-dough...   
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

bigG

#5
May 21, 2015, 06:45:09 AM
He always looked bloated,to me.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

DrSnide

#6
May 21, 2015, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: bigG on May 20, 2015, 06:13:29 AM
I always thought it was disgusting to have him on TV with no pants on. What are we teaching our kids?!

RIP, DoughBoy!

You could practically see his doughnuts!!!! :o
Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist - Pablo Picasso

imnofish

#7
May 21, 2015, 09:44:29 AM
Quote from: bigG on May 21, 2015, 06:45:09 AM
He always looked bloated,to me.

He had a chronic yeast infection. 
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

imnofish

#8
May 21, 2015, 09:45:48 AM
Quote from: DrSnide on May 21, 2015, 09:02:39 AM
Quote from: bigG on May 20, 2015, 06:13:29 AM
I always thought it was disgusting to have him on TV with no pants on. What are we teaching our kids?!

RIP, DoughBoy!

You could practically see his doughnuts!!!! :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

bigG

#9
May 21, 2015, 10:08:12 AM
Somethin's gotta cover up his crescent dog.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

imnofish

#10
May 21, 2015, 10:42:24 AM
Anyone who dunks is a sadist, IMO. 
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!

DrSnide

#11
May 21, 2015, 02:24:35 PM
Come on we Knead to be serious!

Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist - Pablo Picasso

bigG

#12
May 21, 2015, 04:01:16 PM
Got some hot buns on that boy!!
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

DrSnide

#13
May 21, 2015, 04:22:45 PM
rye do you have to go there?
Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist - Pablo Picasso

imnofish

#14
May 21, 2015, 10:44:08 PM
I never expected a rye comment from someone named Snide.  However, the apparent knead to raise the topic of hot buns could bread all types of floury retorts, I suppose. 
None are so hopelessly enslaved, as those who falsely believe they are free. The truth has been kept from the depth of their minds by masters who rule them with lies. -Johann Von Goethe

Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints!
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